"Award-winning."
"Stunning."
"This treasure-filled creative homunculus trundles – nay – strides, through the primordial soup that is today's Media Bedlam."
"The clicking experience was thoroughly titillating."
"I would click on a link. Then on another one. Then another. And whence complete, I clicked once again."
"Two-four-two-four-mother-bird-to-eagle's-nest-do-you-copy?"
"Truly clickable. This site's clickability shot off the charts."
"This website went right into my face–"
"So the website tried to go into my face, but I did a slip'n'roll and it hit the guy behind me."
"–and then I tried to get it off, but it was so damn–"
"But the guy behind me was really into that sorta stuff, so he just laughed and lapped it up–"
"–I tried everything, dunny rolls, Wet Ones, sandpaper from Steve's closet ..."
"And just seeing it all over him made me throw up–"
"But the shizernixen wouldn't come off my face man. I mean, really, why would you make a site like that? It's unconstitutional."

"This is no website. It's an abomination."